Sunday, April 6, 2014

The Ol’ I-Want-to-Watch-Food-Porn-Instead-of-Going-to-the-Gym Workout

A viewer named Julie has invented a brilliant workout routine based on which familiar catchphrases she might hear during a video. I figured I'd share this with the rest of you since bikini season, or in my case Speedo season, is right around the corner. That’s right, the more you watch, the more you lose! Thanks, Julie!

21 comments:

Steve Kennedy said...

Going by memory, this means Million Dollar Chicken only costs 5 squats, 5 crunches , and 10 situps.
I can live with that:)

Judy said...

hahaha awesome :) If you watched several in a row that would really amount to quite the workout ;)

On3iropolos said...

.. Do not try this with: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W8kmLqPy-w

Cheap Seat said...

Very well done! I was waiting for "Fresssshhhhly ground pepper. :)

headie mung said...

You are the Charlie Sheen of your exercise regime!

munchiechef said...

Whenever you say "across" and "across't" in the same video, do a single lunge.

Rich Stillwell said...

Awesome! The only one I would add is when Chef John adds something that is "Freshhhhly Ground"

Eliana Carbajal said...

I lovw this! Thank you both for sharing!

The Heimish Chef said...

What do I need to do when Chef John says acrossed instead of across ? :)

Bob gaat feeder vissen said...

Chef John,

U are my hero! Awesomest recipes by far, after getting to know some basics your recipes take my kitchen up one.....,several notches.

Thanks,

Homecook Bob 8-)

Rob said...

Well done, Julie! :)

CWR032 said...

She forgot "Hot _____, cold _____, no lumps."

TBG said...

Ba-chicken-wa-waa.
Chef John, you crack me up! ;) Speak of fake and porn, I have a fetish for real butter. There's a place here in town that sells Amish rolled butter. Now, I am no Paula Deen but, my gosh the Amish sure know how to make a decent quality product. I could literally eat that stuff raw. So good, makes you wanna slap your momma.

fcapinding said...

hahaha love this!

Chuck said...

Most clever, good job, Julie.

Chuck said...

Most clever, good job, Julie.

Cecilie Volke Hougaard said...

This makes it totally legal to just sit and watch videos. I Love IT!

Cecilie Volke Hougaard said...

This makes it totally legal to just sit and watch videos. I Love IT!

Grams Pam said...

Brilliant, Julie! Thanks for passing it on to us, Chef John.

K.Johnson said...

this is quite a work out. I much prefer it as a drinking game.

Jiffy said...

Amazing! Thanks Julie